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A SUITCASE, ALARM CLOCK AND SET OF CUFFS, PLEASE!

CHRIS DUNLAVY DISHES OUTHIS XMAS GIFTS:

THE mince pies are out, the brandy glass topped and the wonky carrot ready for Rudolph. Now all you need is a half-cut fat bloke in a daft costume to pile in.
But enough about dad’s return from the Dog & Duck –what will Santa bring this year? If you’re working in the EFL, here’s what to expect under the tree tomorrow.
PAUL HECKINGBOTTOM HANDCUFFS, 22 SETS.
No, the Barnsley gaffer isn’t a secret S&M nut – at least that we know of. The shackles in question are for his players.
This time last year, the Tykes...

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